100 Stupid Things To Do With Friends...

1. Chuck coins at your friends... Just wait for it meg, we will meet on the battle field once again LOL...
2. Play Hide n' Seek in walmart
3. Race with the handicap scooter at walmart
4. Chase your friends around with the handicap scooter at walmart
5. Hide in the sales rack and talk to unsuspecting customers at walmart
6. Ride a four-wheeler down a grassy hill in neutral... if you hit a bump wrong you flip
7. Play strip Poker
8. Play strip spin the bottle
9. Play truth or dare spin the bottle
10. Play Hide n' Seek in the local motel
11. Run someone's underwear, socks, and other embarrassing articles of clothing up a flag pole
12. Put someone else's underwear on the antennae of their car and see how long it takes them to notice...(Jo ... girl you need to open your eyes 11 hours is way too long)
13. Steal someone's cloths when they get into the shower...(We love you erkel... oh sorry my bad, I mean TP "Oh sure, it just naturally falls of...")
14. Scare someone with your dog... Even though they already they knew he was there... (not mentioning any names... *cough* Jenny *cough*
15. Try to get one of your friends to jump on cue... and make it look half way normal
16. Balance a ruler on your finger at church
17. Sing
18. Color your hair with apple red streaks
19. Stick your best friends bra in the freezer soaking wet!!!! (Not amused Nissa)
20. See how many people you can stuff in your car (So far my record is 5 ppl)
21. Ride the silly silo, a million times in a row, and see who gets sick first
22. Learn how to ski on one ski
23. Have a belly flop contest off the high dive (That was fun to watch)
24. Imitate your favorite cartoon character for half a day...
25. Talk in an extremely high pitch voice for two hours straight... (SQUIRREL!!! Boom shock a locka)
26. Play the Sausage Game
27. Play the Sausage Game except use the word "two"
28. Ask a big buff guy what he'd think of wearing a pink twotwo... while play the sausage game...
29. Make up words...(my favs: furt, fup, fu, woot, sausage: pronounced - sow+ saw+g+e)
30. Try to teach Jessica the llama song...lol and it does not just repeat llama lama duck theres more to it Ica
31. Try to teach people how to say, "Merry Chrismahanzakawanzaca"
32. Slide down a 200 yd. tarp, head first, with cold water from a hose and being lathered up with shampoo
33. Burry Sam in sand and make him look like a mermaid... female might i add... her boobs weren't the same size guys...
34. Run into a Cloths line with a three wheeler
35. jump off the back step with roller blades on...
36. Jump out of the swings at camp, while going as high as you can...
37. Drift around corners in the gravel
38. Eat old moldy cake.. that was pure accident yecch!!
39. Try walking on the heels of your shoes, when wearing high heels
40. Play Truth or Dare Jenga.... when every time you pulled out a blank tile you had to take off an article of clothing
41. Run into some big guy at a football game, because you didn't see 'em... I swear he wasn't there guys... lol oops
42. Rack yourself on a fire hydrant because you didn't see it either... oops again
43. Slide down the hand railing at school... Those big one that go from upstairs to downstairs over by the upper gym... god that hurt... luckily no one was around
44. Fall into a fire ring...
45. Shoot bottle rockets off into the water... I got burnt
46. Trip over the lines in the upper gym... you know the ones painted on the floor
47. Dive after a basketball and crash into the opponent... thus giving them a black eye and pissing off the rest of the team... Im actually quite proud of that one
48. Fall into a minature swamp... while playing hide n' seek
49. Get into a fist fight with your best friend... and get your ass kicked
50. Almost start a fight a football game with the opposing team
51. Stand up in hip waders, in a river, then fall in
52. Sing in the car, while heather's talking on the phone with Mattchew... He said we sounded like dyin cats... lol...he's prolly right
53. Trip over your own feet
54. Trip over your friends feet
55. Knock down an entire shelf of candy at Walmart... Smooth move Joey!!
56. Walk around camp with your crush... That was stupid because I found out later two of my best friends were stalking us.... EMILY, CARLEY
57. Tear through a parking lot
58. Pulling out infront of a car in font of your best friends mom... she had a kineption
59. Throwing a ball in the middle of walmart
60. Eat HyVee Deli's food... God i don't feel good any more
61. Push Heather into the pool, then get pushed into the pool myself
62. Break my cell phone by getting pushed into the pool..
63. Get lost in the middle of dowtown Des Moines, Iowa
64. Follow a GPS system that told us to go the wrong way on a one way street...
65. Go to the middle Des Moines and get followed by creepy old men in a van... they followed us from south ridge almost all the way to Merle Hay... Yikes
66. Try to lesbian but it comes out gesbian
67. Have a bunch of ppl over to watch scary movies... when you get scared easily...and not to mention confused easily
68. Call megan MJ... if you do duck fast cause she'll swing (ppl really need to quit hittin my head im dumb enough as it is... and if i keep losing brain cells at this rate it ain't gonna be good)
69. Let a bowling ball go.... in the wrong direction
70. Go to let a bowling ball go down the lane and slip... that one hurt...
71. Watch the American Haunting with pple who get confused easily... i still don't think they caught on...
72. Create a target to shoot coins at a place it on your wall...
73. Start a coin war in your room... oh god... oops
74. Get tackled by Jen... hehe i really didn't mean to make you hit your head
75. Try to spell Gesbian.. so you can write it on your mirror
76. Tell one of your best friend about a recurring dream... and the motives as to why you get shot... that was akward
77. Go bowling in Newton... We walk in and two drunks are at each others throat
78. Say turtle in front of Sam and Megan
79. Say beaver in front of Jen
80. Agree to be Jen's baby's daddy... which i never agreed too she just says i did
81. Agree to live with Jen in a cardboard box behind Walmart
82. Furt
83. Fu
84. Then listen to heather's mom come up with fup
85. Spend the night at heather's old house... i swear i heard a dude's voice and there where only women home
86. Get into a fight with Squirrel
87. Hear a noise then hide against the wall the noise came from
88. Drink 5 and half bottles of Mt. Dew within 5 hours
89. Walk backwards while near a fire ring
90. Torment a dog
91. Play Basketball with Squirrel... i still have the scar from that
92. Jump on a trampoline when it is wet... ouch
93. Wrestle on a trampoline... i fell off
94. Box on a trampoline... we both fell off and i got hit in the face
95. Go camping with Jen... I swear i didn't know i was rubbing her leg
96. Have run up to someone and say cow then run away... Timmy chickened out
97. Light a red candle, forget about it and let it drip on your white carpet...
98. Let Jen drive... (that's self expalinitory)
99. Insult the the chicks with dreadlocks in front of Jen... the chicks with dreadlocks aka Iowa Hawkeyes
100. Mud Wrestle

These are all things that either I have done or one of my very close friends have done... lol they were overall stupid things to do but we had fun...

~Snap~